{"id":2,"date":"2015-08-28T15:23:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-28T15:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/babyapparel.ca\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2022-02-03T23:24:44","modified_gmt":"2022-02-03T23:24:44","slug":"sample-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/babyapparel.ca\/","title":{"rendered":"Moms: we know the drill."},"content":{"rendered":"

You alarm goes off at 5:30 a.m and you roll over with a groan, because you\u2019re not being woken up with a soothing melody chiming gently into your ear from your smartphone. No, not a chance. Your smartphone unfortunately met its demise after being dunked into the fish tank last week. And to be fair, you didn\u2019t want it after it had been in there, because let\u2019s face it\u2014that thing was long overdue for a clean, and you\u2019re not even sure if the fish are still alive.
\nInstead, you\u2019re woken up by the sweet, sweet sound of your baby.
\nScreaming.
\nScreaming bloody murder.
\nBut to be fair, you admit that you\u2019d probably be pretty choked if you woke up in a diaper of your own pee, too.
\nSo\u2026you win this time, baby.<\/p>\n

Your day then follows the same usual routine\u2026
\nOn your way to the kitchen, you pass right by the shower & your dusty make-up bag and give them a longing glance.
\nWhile screaming internally, you beg your 7-year-old to eat \u201cjust 3 more bites\u201d of his breakfast as you pack up all the lunches for school. Your baby launches her bottle across the room and starts a fit, your middle child decides it\u2019s the opportune moment to argue why she should be allowed to eat crayons, & the dog whines while doing his cute little dance waiting for some food to drop. And it\u2019s not even 7:30…<\/p>\n

You change all 3 kids out of their breakfast stained pyjamas and beg your helpful (albeit aloof) husband to try <\/i>to find a pair of socks that match. He mumbles something about the absurd size of baby apparel<\/a><\/strong> and digs through the drawer reluctantly. After practically tripping over the pile of dirty clothes in the hallway, you fly into your bedroom at lightning speed and change into something presentable.
\nAfter you resolve a mild meltdown about the uneven straps on her backpack and pat down his cowlick with a slightly<\/i> excessive amount of spit (strengthens the immune system, right?), you send your two oldest out the door with dad.<\/p>\n

Finally you can relax, put your feet up, and maybe even shut your eyes for 15 minutes\u2026
\n…JUST KIDDING! You wish.
\nYour day is far from over.<\/p>\n

Fast forward past 8 hours of work and the kids are spinning through the door, whipping their shoes, coats, and bags all over the place. Why is it that your life turns into a looney toons episode at 4:00p.m. every day? Those cartoonists definitely<\/i> had children.
\nPulling them in for a hug, you laugh at the state of your son\u2019s t-shirt and realize that he basically only ate bread for lunch, seeing as his shirt is absolutely plastered in purple jam\u2026<\/p>\n

After a quick wardrobe change, dinner, homework, and bedtime stories, you and the hubby finally have the rest of the evening to yourselves. And by rest of the evening we mean 30 minutes until you undoubtedly pass out with your glasses still on.
\nThe remainder of your night involves intense negotiating, convincing, and water offerings to your 5-year-old. But you won\u2019t get off that easy! Just when you think all has calmed, your baby starts to stir, and before you can even get to her she has entered full-blown cry-mode. There ain\u2019t no rest for the wicked, right?<\/p>\n

In between rocking the baby back to sleep for the 1,000,000th time, and lying wide awake listening to your husband snore, you hear a very unsettling sound\u2026
\nIt\u2019s the dog. And he\u2019s puking. On your kids\u2019 clothes.
\nDid he really just try to eat that jelly-stained t-shirt?!<\/i>
\nJust. Great.<\/p>\n

Now, after a night like that, who really has the time and energy to treat stains and do 100 loads of laundry? Honestly, not many of us.
\nTime is money. You have to retain what little sanity is left, right?
\nYou know very well a trip to the mall this weekend for new t-shirts and onesies is not<\/i> on your to-do list. And you\u2019ve given up bringing your husband along. How do they always end up in the electronic department?!
\n<\/i>On top of dinner with the in-laws, grocery shopping, soccer practice, and chasing around kids all weekend, you could really use a break.
\nEnter the world of online shopping!
\nWith low, wholesale prices and delivery to your doorstep in 2-5 business days, what busy family wouldn\u2019t want to at least give it a shot?<\/p>\n

To all the moms, dads, grandmas, grandpas, and guardians out there: we\u2019re here for you.
\nShop for all your baby apparel<\/strong><\/a> needs online, today!
\nAnd try to get some sleep, would you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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